Funny Crap My Husband Says…

Today I hopped on my laptop to check my email and saw that I had gotten an instant message from Rutherford who was at work. He sent me this.

I read it and laughed and replyed how brilliant it was because I’ve heard most of those myself.

That’s when he says to me, “Stay at home Moms are the Rodney Dangerfield’s of women.”

I just about spit out my grape juice. Where does he come up with this stuff?

If you know him personally, you can attest to the fact that he is most deinfatly one of the funniest people on the planet and says some of the most random things at some of the most random of times.

I laugh at this man all the time and not just because he looks like this. :)

He’s the kind of guy that will make you laugh in the midst of an argument, when laughing is the LAST thing you want to do.

Case in point: We were going back and forth about something (I don’t remember what it was about but i’m sure I was right..whatever it was) and after my complaining about something specific he looks me right in the face with a smile and says, “Well that’s just part of my charm!”

Okay you win. How do you even argue with that? You can’t.

So in honor of him, and becasue some things you just have to share, i’m starting a new segment on my blog called “Funny Crap My Husband Says”.

I will be updating as need be and feel free to comment and share some of the funny crap your husband/kids/etc say.

I’m sure now that Boogie is starting to talk we will be adding Funny Crap My Boogie says…she is, after all, her father’s daughter.


  1. I'd have to laugh at him all the time too. That photo is PRICELESS! You're a lucky lady, Nicole. Laughter is good for the soul!

  2. Love Boogie's face in that picture!

  3. Hilarious. Your hubby reminds me of a friend's husband. Always entertaining. I love the look on the little one's face looking at Dad!


    Just added myself to your Google Friend Connect:)

  4. The mad woman behind the blog :

    OMG! That picture is too awesome and maybe a little bit scary.
    And yes, there is no arguing with a man and his "charm." Damn charm.

  5. That's great! He reminds me of the hubby of one of my wife's friends. Notice I didn't say me. I can only be funny in 140 characters or less on Twitter. In fact my wife has limited all of our conversations to 140 characters… well, my side.

  6. @Michael You know, that's not a bad idea….

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