I have to tell you, I kinda really hate the “About Me” page. It’s like really, what am I supposed to say?
Okay then, I am a stay-at-home-mom of a little girl who is deep in the throes of the terrible two’s. I mean seriously.
Like someone pour me a cocktail- seriously. But she is the hilarious little light of our lives and we wouldn’t trade her for the world.
Why? Are you looking to trade? What’cha got? Haha, kidding…kind of.
Along with my little ball of fun, I clean up after two dogs, four fish, and countless dust bunnies.
And if that’s not enough, we are currently working on an addition to the family. ::head desk::
Lucky for me I am married to my soul mate who happens to be a homebody with an amazing sense of humor. The yin to my yang, the core to my apple. What freaks me out, he takes in stride and vise versa. If I could only teach him how to laundry sorter works…
I am a regular parenting writer for WhatToExpect.com, the former host of SheKnows Mommalogues, and a contributing writer to Ooph.com, Real Moms Guide, and SheKnows.com. You can follow my nonsense and see that I am much funnier on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram (@BetterHalfNicole), and Britely.
Slightly, sometimes, perhaps, maybe, depending, sometimes PR friendly. I only review what I deem truly epically awesome. Show me what’cha got.
Contact me at NicoleYontz5@gmail.com.