I am bitter bitter bitter party of one. Seat by the window please so that I can see all the fun being had while I sit at my table alone…weeping in my water WITH NO lemon. That’s how pathetic and bitter I am, I won’t even allow myself a stiff cocktail at my own imaginary pity party.
Why so cranky you ask? Well all my bloggy BFF’s and blog idols are partying it up at #BlogHer2011, sharing witty repartee, clanking wine glasses and getting more free swag than these 2 scrawny arms can hold.
I am swearing off Twitter till the madness ends…
Alas, on a higher note, I had an awesome day today and am much prettier because of it.
A few weeks ago I was having one of those days. You wake up, you look like hell warmed over with sheet marks on your across your face, babies already crying, you make the mistake of weighing yourself with your nighty on (it adds 3 pounds, don’t argue with me), the husbands already gone for work, the dogs are barking and then you do it….
You look in the mirror….
You look exactly how you didn’t want to look when you grew up and had kids.
A few days later I was doing my usual perusing of Google reader and I came across one of my favorite local websites The Tom Kat Studio. If you guys have not seen the awesomeness that is this woman, you are missing out. Go check it…I’ll wait….
See, I told you.
This was right up my alley.. Exactly what I need…trust me… So, I wrote in why I thought I needed to win this awesomeness…
|My new BFF’s.|